I thought about apologizing for not having a new strip up sooner, but then I thought, "Why the hell should I apologize? I have to take time outta my day for this stupid comic! Screw them! Screw everyone!!!" And in order to calm down, I downed a handfull of prozac with a swallow of 'Wild Turkey' and listened to some orchestral music, until the sweet embrace of sleep enveloped me and my mind drifted off into the dreamscape.
...Actually, none of that is true.